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Date: 13th December 2025
2025 12 06 Bring it on
Reports have emerged from America of a Mr Clarke of Humpden having been heard uttering his new mantra and cry of bring it on.
In the USA for “a draw” a representative, mainly of themselves, was heard to cry, “has VAR actual intervened and we are no going tae the World Cup efter a?”
Last heard going back into therapy, the unofficial spokesperson can be comforted that naw, we have qualified, it wisnae that kind o draw.
Speculation was rife that Mr Clarke of Humpden, was in the Americas, through the FIFA to help with some big Orange Dude who is sorting out conflicts the world over. Given Mr Clarke of Humpden ‘s experience with playing the Ukraine, perhaps in the situation in the centre of Europe he was going to mediate between Ukraine and Russia and bring peace on earth for Christmas!
This was not vehemently denied by the Scottish Football Association (SFA) mainly because naebody asked them.
It was suggested that the FIFA were perhaps simply at it. Many people had also opined that FIFA were known to be at it at any particular time. In fact, making the world cup happen in three countries that apparently don’t like each other seems to be at it at its best. It is also the year in which previous incumbents within FIFA and UEFA those being a Mr Blatter and a Mr Platini were described as having been at it, but that people can’t prove that they’ve been at it so therefore as far as we are concerned, they are not at it, neither they ur.
Clearly at it was the President of the United States who was delighted to have received a big shiny medal.
If Mr Clarke of Humpden was not going to be involved in the process in the middle of Europe, then others suggested that he was going to bring it on within the Middle East. The current issues around Gaza and Palestinian recognition is something that Mr Clarke of Humpden may well have the magic wand to sort it aw oot. Efter all, Mr Clarke of Humpden has managed to sort it aw oot three times a leary, with two Euros and now a Worldie under his belt.
This may be down to his new title of Chief Jammie Dodger. Those who anointed him as thus point out that having been beaten by Greece and looking as though he was out on his ear along with his group of players Mr Clarke of Humpden, the Chief Jammy Dodger managed to gain an opportunity in his final game against Denmark. Why? Because Belarus drew with group favourites Denmark, Chief Jammy Dodger Mr Clarke of Humpden then went on to beat Denmark and give the whole nation an entire Richter level lift.
The Chief Jammy Dodger’s connection to the natural world may be why it would be good to see Mr Clarke of Humpden in the middle east doing some of his magic work.
The SFA never denied that Mr Clarke of Humpden would be going anywhere near Israel despite the fact we have had to face them so often in previous world cup attempts, but they werenae asked so we dinna ken if it’s true.
And so, the jammy dodger, par excellence, Mr Clarke of Humpden looks unlikely to be bringing peace on earth like yon Mr Trump has been trying to do throughout the whole of every part of the world including within his own nation.
Instead, it would appear that the best jammy dodger has raspberry jam in it, Mr Clarke of Humpden is likely to put his healing hands upon the in 2026 in Boston and Miami. Sales of olive oil are said to have gone through the roof in Pollokshaws.
Of course, Chief Jammy Dodger of the world, Mr Clarke of Humpden, may be available for anybody after the summer of 2026 should they be able to afford him, perhaps his healing hands could be coming to a venue near you for the 2026/27 season.
Mr Clarke’s statue has not yet been begun nor indeed has an application been made for an OBE, a CBE, an MBE, damehood or knighthood however if he is able to do the one thing that others have never done before by bringing his entire group of jammy dodgers to America and get them through the group stages then this is one jammy dodger that can choose exactly what the jam will be in the centre of Scotland’s biscuit.
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